Thursday, August 25, 2011

Garbage Disposal

Warning: this is not for those with weak stomachs!

I eat lots of things I never would have thought of before... before I was a mother I mean. I laughed a little today when I thought of Jesse trying to eat everything and then I thought, look at what I am putting in my mouth. I am literally the garbage disposal of my kids left overs.

Just today I swallowed the following:

1. The last half of Emree's banana
2. a few spoonfuls of Jesse's blended banana
3. The last few bites of Emree's cereal
4. The gold fish Emree dropped on the floor at the mall
5. I split a Pretzel with Emree, but Jesse grabbed a bite and sucked on it until I caught him. I then ate it.
6. I finished Emree's sucker (Jesse licked some too).
7. I ate my own dinner, but did finish a little of Emree's- that she had licked the ketchup off of.
8. I ate the last bite of her popsicle

No wonder the first thing I like to do when they go to bed is have a little treat to myself.

Don't worry though... I didn't have any of Jesse's peach.

Or Emree's yogurt!


Cassidy said...

hahaa. I'm right there with you on eating the kids leftovers.
You have such cute kids.
I need to do better at feeding Derrick real food. That peach looks good!

the Horton Hurricane said...

this is so funny!!! I love it motherhood is awesome lol Look at hat chub he is killing me.

Liberty said...

haha I'll bet Jesse sucked all the salt off of that soggy pretzel too huh??? Love you!!

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