Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Tuesday Terrors: Is this chocolate or poop?

If you have ever seen the movie "Baby Momma" than you know the scene I am referring to.

Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?

My child has painted poop on her walls in the past, and I desperately wished it were chocolate. However, this installment of Tuesdays Terrors, sadly includes both.

The place is Kellogg, Idaho. The scene of the crime is Jordan's pull out bed. The offender ... Emree Andre.

Yes, that is her face covered in Marshmallow Santa (not poo). I am reminded time and time again why I shouldn't leave a toddler unattended with food.

BUT the story doesn't end there. We decided to give her a bath to make sure she didn't get chocolate anywhere else. Once agin, I foolishly left her alone and upon entering the bathroom unsuspecting Jordan discovered the second brown criminal act. Just when you thought you were done cleaning it all up.

Anybody have a Tuesday Terror to share... it is definitely a day for venting or giggling.

Your choice!

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